fireball-me:

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it’s resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don’t want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE’S MY NEXT SONG, “EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS”

galgorithm:

weirdgaydog:

galgorithm:

This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

?

froody:

froody:

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason

puppy-mommy:

I’m actually a new type of faggot they’re testing out

hjartasalt:

psyduckery:

hjartasalt:

I have exactly one thing to say about shoplifting from large chains and it’s this: if you’re gonna do it then please take the whole product

Just take the whole pack, please.

This is the worst thing I’ve seen in my entire life

hapalopus:

the most bird

wolfythewitch:

miguel sketch haha